While vacationing in Kauai, Hawaii, I took a horseback tour with my wife, her sister, and her sister’s husband. There was a point on the tour when the guide had every couple strike this pose, so the horses had enough experience to know that it was the most hilarious time to relieve themselves. My sister-in-law and her husband have a picture that looks just like this.
—Adam Rex
If you think this is funny, read Fat Vampire by Adam Rex—it’s even funnier. Just saying.
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Smart horse.
“What! I don’t get a kiss. How unfair. I really have to go too. I bet they wouldn’t mind if I let a few drops out now.”
That’s the best I got. n_n
Every girl needs her cowboy
Well, I guess we’re going to be here awhile, might as well let ‘er rip now.
this was the only thing I could come up with
(the horse) gotta hold it, gotta hold it, now is not the time, gotta hold it, RIVER!, aaaaahhhhh